Christmas time is a time for joy and merriment – and nothing starts the giggles like a good old fashioned dad joke. A great Christmas Bon Bon or Cracker is always filled with jokes that are so bad they’re good. Have a look at these festive-themed jokes, and be sure to stock up on Christmas Bon Bons for your dining table!
Q: Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to the shopping centres?
A: Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks, but just in case it was more, he brought some extra bucks.
Q: What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A: A Crisp Kringle
Q: How do Snowmen get around?
A: They ride an icicle!
Q: Why did the turkey join the band?
A: Because it had drumsticks!
Q: What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?
A: Present!
Q: What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
A: Horn-aments
Q: How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 6 kilos when he was born?
A: They had a weigh in a manger
Q: Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
A: Elf-is Presley
Q: What did one Snowman say to the other?
A: “Do you smell carrots?”
Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho…
Q: How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?
A: He has Santa claws
Q: What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A: A Holly Davidson
Q: What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes “ribbet, ribbet”?
A: Mistle-toad!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish
Q: What do you get when you cross a Snowman with a Vampire?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas dinner?
A: Twerky
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice Caps!
Q: What do elves call Santa when he is on the beach?
A: Sandy Claus
Q: Why did Santa’s Helper see the doctor?
A: Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
Q: What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A: A broken drum – you just can’t beat it!
Q: Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
A: They always drop their needles!
Q: What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
A: It’s Christmas, Eve!