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Christmas Crackers!

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Our Christmas Fairies have been giggling all week with these Christmas Crackers that are sure to make the kids, and even the adults, laugh!

What did Santa say to Mrs Claus on Christmas Eve?
Looks like rain, dear.

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws.

Who gives presents and bites people?
Santa Jaws.

What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
It was wound up already.

What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A Christmas Quacker.

What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis.

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.

If Santa Claus and Mrs Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer ‘Olive’? You know, ‘Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.’

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