Love them or loathe them, bon bon jokes are a feature of every Christmas meal. We’ve gathered together our top ten jokes to get you laughing all the way to the big day.
- Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A. A Christmas quacker!
- Q. What do you call a cat in the desert?
A. Sandy paws!
- Q. What says Oh Oh Oh?
A. Santa walking backwards.
- Q. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A. A mince spy!
- Q. How do snowmen get around?
A. They ride an icicle!
- Q. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A. Tinsilitis!
- Q. What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ‘ribbet ribbet’?
A. Mistle-toad!
- Q. Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
A. Because their days are numbered!
- Q. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A. Claustrophobia!
- Q. What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
A. Subordinate Clauses!
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