There’s no better time than Christmas for some cheerful, festive Dad jokes!
- Who’s Santa’s favourite pop-star?
Beyon-sleigh
- What do you get when Santa accidentally goes down a chimney when the fire’s lit?
Krisp Kringle
- Why is Santa so good at karate?
Because he has a black belt
- How do you know what Santa has for brunch?
He posts it on In’Santa’gram
- What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis
- Why don’t people like Apple Mac themed advent calendars?
They don’t have any windows
- What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less
- Why does Santa wear pink underwear?
He did all his washing in one load
- What is the best Christmas present?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it
- What is a dog’s favourite Christmas carol?
Bark, the herald angels sing
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