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Christmas Day Dad Jokes

There’s no better time than Christmas for some cheerful, festive Dad jokes!

  1. Who’s Santa’s favourite pop-star?

Beyon-sleigh

  1. What do you get when Santa accidentally goes down a chimney when the fire’s lit?

Krisp Kringle

  1. Why is Santa so good at karate?

Because he has a black belt

  1. How do you know what Santa has for brunch?

He posts it on In’Santa’gram

  1. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsilitis

  1. Why don’t people like Apple Mac themed advent calendars?

They don’t have any windows

  1. What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less

  1. Why does Santa wear pink underwear?

He did all his washing in one load

  1. What is the best Christmas present?

A broken drum, you just can’t beat it

  1. What is a dog’s favourite Christmas carol?

Bark, the herald angels sing

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