Our Christmas Glitter Fairies have been giggling all week with these Christmas Crackers that are sure to make the kids, and even the adults, laugh!
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low ‘elf’ esteem.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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