What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost! It wouldn’t be Christmas without a good (or bad) bonbon joke, and love them or hate them, they’re a Christmas tradition that aren’t going away. So we’ve compiled a list of the best and worst jokes we could find to get you in the festive spirit.
The Worst:
- What goes ha ha ha clonk? A man laughing his head off!
- What wobbles and flies? A Jelly-copter!
- What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy Claws!
- What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis!
- What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a detective? Sherlock Bones!
The Best:
- What kind of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
- Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
- Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey – it’s always stuffed!
- How do monkeys make toast? By putting bread under the gorilla!
- What do you call a one eyed dinosaur? Do you think he saw us?
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